Joke 988

6 Dec

Edward Lear, the 19th Century landscape artist, once wrote of a favourite duchess who gave magnificent dinner parties, attended by the highest society.

One night whilst entertaining, she let out a huge fart and quickly focused her gaze on Hawkins the Butler, standing behind her.

“Hawkins!” she cried, “Stop that!”

“Certainly, Your Grace,” Hawkins replied with dignity, “Which way did it go?”

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From Butlers2go

Jokes from the archive:

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What sound do toddler owls make?

Why…why…why…

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Somebody’s just thrown a massive lump of cheese at me!

I thought to myself, that’s not very mature.

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At a wedding reception recently someone yelled, “All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.” 

The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

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My mate’s wife left him last Thursday; she said she was going out for a pint of milk and never came back.

I asked him how he was coping and he said, “Not bad, I’ve been using that powdered stuff.”

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10 Responses to “Joke 988”

  1. bluebee December 6, 2013 at 11:23 #

    Well, you’re “not very mature”. And we’re better off for it 😀

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  2. Elaine - I used to be indecisive December 6, 2013 at 11:29 #

    Always good to start the day with a smile. 🙂

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  3. lanceleuven December 6, 2013 at 13:03 #

    Your banner profile photo looks different. Have you done something new with your hair? 🙂

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  4. bevchen December 6, 2013 at 13:30 #

    LOVE the worms cartoon!

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  5. SchmidleysScribbling December 6, 2013 at 16:58 #

    I like the Serif cartoon. Dianne

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  6. slpmartin December 6, 2013 at 18:22 #

    Those are some good ones to start the weekend.

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  7. vastlycurious.com December 7, 2013 at 03:08 #

    THE BARTENDER : ))))))))) HAHAHAHAAA

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  8. Grannymar December 7, 2013 at 21:20 #

    Lurve the worms!

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  9. Jeff December 8, 2013 at 00:21 #

    Hahahah!!! Love the Meat Loaf graph!!

    Like

  10. colonialist December 9, 2013 at 21:39 #

    Great giggles! Particularly Serif, worms, butler and toddler owls.

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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