Two Funnies

13 Apr

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No time to write so I’ll borrow instead. Read these somewhere on t’internet and thought I’d share.

A Joke

A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”

“No, go right ahead,” the woman replies.

The man stands, clears his throat, says, “Plethora,” and sits back down.

“Thanks,” the woman says, “that means a lot.”

From @AllieLia

A Happy Coincidence

From @invisibleman_17


Happy Friday!



6 Responses to “Two Funnies”

  1. slpmartin April 13, 2018 at 16:06 #

    Wishing you a wonderful Friday also…well, why not a wonderful weekend. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. colonialist April 13, 2018 at 20:25 #

    Hey, it is 21h30 and I have only just realised that this has been Friday 13th! (looks suspiciously at ceiling) Did you have to go and remind me?
    The devils on that flight must have been furious when they reached Helsinki.


  3. beeblu April 14, 2018 at 00:20 #

    A plethora of mischief right here.


  4. Elaine - I used to be indecisive April 15, 2018 at 02:08 #

    My favourite is the plethora one! 🙂 I might have to try and remember it for future use. Happy weekend!


  5. Debra April 20, 2018 at 04:19 #

    One of my favorite words! 🙂 Hope you are continuing to do well!


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