No time to write so I’ll borrow instead. Read these somewhere on t’internet and thought I’d share.
A Joke
A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”
“No, go right ahead,” the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says, “Plethora,” and sits back down.
“Thanks,” the woman says, “that means a lot.”
From @AllieLia
A Happy Coincidence
From @invisibleman_17
Happy Friday!
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
Wishing you a wonderful Friday also…well, why not a wonderful weekend. 🙂
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Thank you! I’ll take it 🙂
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Hey, it is 21h30 and I have only just realised that this has been Friday 13th! (looks suspiciously at ceiling) Did you have to go and remind me?
The devils on that flight must have been furious when they reached Helsinki.
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A plethora of mischief right here.
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My favourite is the plethora one! 🙂 I might have to try and remember it for future use. Happy weekend!
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One of my favorite words! 🙂 Hope you are continuing to do well!
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