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Joke 874

14 Aug
Hollywood Birds - The Actors

Hollywood Birds – The Actors (Photo credit: DonnaGrayson)

A director is screen testing Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classical composers.  Knowing how big stars are divas, he asks Sly who he would like to play.

Stallone says, “I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart.”

The director says, “Very well, you can be Mozart.” Then he turns to Arnie and says, “Arnie, who would you like to play?”

Arnie says, “Ah’ll be Bach!”

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Joke 203

13 Oct

Q:   How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:   A hundred: one to change it, and 99 to stand there and say, ‘I could have done it better.’

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