A Woman Without A Man Is Punctuation

February searches which found my blog

If that’s the case, why did you 100 people look at them, then?

• i hate snow cartoon images
  

Is there any other kind?

• hilarious cow jokes
• housewife limericks
• poetry fun facts
• scary receptionist
• wet housewife
• funny cartoons on gynaecology
• malteser poo
• hirsutism inspiration
• malteser birthday poem
• i am a housewife turkey
• annoyed switchboard operator

So many errors; so little time…

English: Hirsutism circa 1900 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

• how to declutter you threebed room hom in two days
• yout only as old as tbe the girl you feel?

Um, and why did you end up here?

• air freshener for farts
• a woman without a man is punctuation
• old lady washing dishes while drinking wine
• famous women with hirsutism
• my big foot
• don’t call me tilly, bud!

That’s just not funny

• choking accidents maltesers
• cartoon of farting on someones finger
  

Could you be a little more specific?

• cebu provincial detention and rehabilitation center (cpdrc) is a prison in cebu, in cebu province, philippines. it is a maximum security prison facility with a capacity for 1600 inmates.[1]the prison became well known for its rehabilitation program in 2005-2010 based on a program of choreographed exercise routines for the inmates. known as cpdrc dancing inmates, the recordings of the various routines of the prisoners online supervised by the head of the prison byron f. garcia rendered them an international online celebrity sensation and phenomenon

Two Snowflake Panic Attack

Smile! (Photo credit: GREATONE!)

The searches which find my blog were rather dull in the run-up to Christmas, but they picked up again in January.

Here are some of my favourites.

You’ve Come To The Right Place

• saggy women
• camel-butt-shaped-girl
• crazy person smiling
• images of people frustrated in front of their computers
• screw funny
• husband and wife arguing
  

Makes Sense

• disney characters taught us the wrong things
• annoyed switchboard operator
• receptionists rule
• kid got bit on butt by donkey
• sandra bullock sex change
  
  

Say What?

• ugliest fog
  

  Donkey Butt (Photo credit: Gallery32/ Trina Baker)

• martin man with messed up teeth
• famous armpits
• mona lisa spaceship
• two snowflake panic attack
• huge yellow anaconda for sale
• dear parents quotes with something about a pipe
• images of two lady while doing shopping of gold jewellery in cartoon form
  

I Heard What You Said But I Know What You Meant

• midsummer night’s dream bottom makeup

Sounds Like A Good Idea

• “belly laugh day”
• toilet that cleans your bum
• fly me to the moon laughing
• cute buttocks
• symptoms of anaemia funny
  

I’m Afraid To Ask

• paintings of dead man in a coffin
• hirsutism in hand 
• funny gynaecology
• hairy tube
• disgusting toes
• how wide can julia roberts yawn
• harry armpit
• longest underarm hair in the world
  

Weird And He Can’t Spell (You Just Know It’s A ‘He’)

• hairy armpit fetis
• carnoot santa

A Labled Easy To Follow Leg

It’s that time of the month – here are the searches that found my blog in October:

 

Searches are the only times I love grammar (grammatical?) and spelling errors

Grammar police (Photo credit: the_munificent_sasquatch)

• tour the france accidents
• why dont americans like electic kettles
• plumber onliners

I’d like one of those

• bearhug in sweden
• dobermans backside

I know that feeling

• my butt is big

We’re better behaved than that

• yorkies eating poo

It’s all about the emphasis

• fat moped girl

I despair of education today

• what sounds does owl makes

Yorkie puppy (Photo credit: http://www.petian.net)

An impossibility

• ugly yorkie puppies
• im still mad at you wife

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That’s a strange place to get one

• man with bump in head

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The weirdos are back

• i saw the ghost of gloria gaynor standing at the foot of my bed
• australian and nudist and tumblr
• poo humour poems
• male stripper running credit card thru butt
• vamps by love in deaths arms

I thought I had a morbid sense of humour

• funny heart attack cartoons
• cartoon cooking children and parents
• a labled easy to follow leg
  

  You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out…. (Photo credit: foxypar4)

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The pickings are feeble so it’s time for a poem.

Last month, Bluebee invited her readers to make poems from searches.  She posted my first attempt here.  Be warned: there’s a lot of hair.

I enjoyed the exercise so much, I’ve had another go.  You should try it!  

Here is today’s poem:

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why dont americans like electic kettles

i saw the ghost of gloria gaynor standing at the foot of my bed
a labled easy to follow leg
fat moped girl my butt is big
bearhug in sweden man with bump in head

 

Bring In Arms Fat Mummy

The searches that found my blog in September are rather dull.  Have I become respectable without noticing?

There were a couple of rude ones that I refuse to share on a family blog, but here’s the best of the rest:

The Laughing Housewife – discusses the parts that other blogs cannot reach

• housewife feet
• seven of nine butt
• mop on head
• south indian actress ugly armpit photos
• rubbing my hubby feet
• male armpits
• dirty feet worship
• julia roberts biceps
• bring in arms fat mummy

The weirdos are back

• damp armpit dentistry
• two person fart
• skinny guy that looks like a rat and a fat girl that looks like a cow what would the baby look like
• fat rats nibbling toes
• hairy legs fetish archive

I thought that was goats

• donkeys having kids

I totally get why they ended up here

• hysterical housewife
• manky pictures
• drunk housewife
• good looking family
• cow methane monitor
• my cooking is so horrible

They must read the daily joke

• dirt and rubbish

I suspect these searchers may have been drunk housewives themselves

• fny old and yung enterviw carton jocke
• what is interesting for a housewife
• your form elopes with my desirous pillow
• kerala girl full under sheving
• it me the bird.lady my budgies throw out a baby now i have two baby

Is there any other kind?

• boris johnson bad hair
  

  English: Mayor of London, Boris Johnson poses for a photo prior to ringing the opening bell at NASDAQ on September 14, 2009. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

• farringdon mice quotes
• bald speccy

The Magic Number

Thank you to Amba Nair and Addy, who became my 600th subscribers. Unrelated bloggers, they both qualify for the title of Deluded #600, because one is the official 600th subscriber (Addy) and one is the actual 600th subscriber (Amba Nair), though she has the official position of 601st subscriber.  Having worked her way through this awkward first paragraph, however, she may become the 601st unsubscriber.

You are hereby granted permission to eat a single Malteser in celebration, so long as you send the remainder of the packet to me.  I can think of no greater honour to bestow for your excellent taste in blogs.

I was the first official subscriber to my blog – just checking the subscription button worked, I promise.  Viv was the actual first subscriber to my blog; or at least the first person not to unsubscribe.  Thank you, Viv, for sticking with me through good posts and bad.

And thank you to the other 597?8? subscribers, who don’t object to vanity posts like this one.  I love you all.  Don’t leave me, despite my difficulty with numbers.

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I am a week late, sharing the searches that found my blog last month.   I haven’t rushed to do it because August was the dullest month for searches since records began.

There was nothing inspired, like in previous months:

•  you are only as old as the woman you fee
• president donkey
• toilet blob.

I give you the best of a bad August lot:

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I get it

The second search followed the first in the list.  Coincidence?  I think not

• what makes me happy
• julia roberts fat

Present 601 company excepted, I have scary readers

• vasectomy cartoons
• scalded during shower cartoon
• coffin cartoons
• brain surgery cartoon
• i will miss you cartoon
• funny acupuncture cartoon
• facebook stalking cartoons
• my nose is frozen cartoons
• girls arm pit stolen
• tail growthing
• inflatable teeth lobster
• entering of maths teachers hating by students funny stills
• medical waste bags art gallery
• foot torture

When they’re not scary, they’re weird

• longest hair from womens sweaty armpit
• julia roberts harry armpit
• madonna nude armpit
• sticky armpits
• children were taught to be rebels since little kids because of disney
• smile with teeth cow
• and so he shot him
• i brought flower vase from a cemetery is it bad?
• fart fire alarm
• pics of amateur nude women showing armpit hair

I have never met an amateur nude; have you?

Some are bone idle

• insults for lazy people

Sometimes, they bring gifts to grammar geeks like what I am

• my but is big
• why are did grammar

This one is clearly a fantasist

(Only people who have read the grim and unrelenting  but much-loved Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card will find this amusing)

• ender’s game humor

Finally, my favourite search in August was made by someone who is obviously a patriot

• hairy armpits british flag

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Related articles

• Vasectomy Dog And A Frog Disease Called Awesome (thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com)

Vasectomy Dog And A Frog Disease Called Awesome

 

I was going to tell you about yesterday but it will have to wait until tomorrow because today I am a day late sharing the searches that found my blog.

1037 people arrived here in July via search engines; fairly slim pickings again, but here is a sample:

teeth (Photo credit: jfraser)

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They sound pretty smart to me

• the stupid things dogs and cats do with quotes

Erm…

• funny cancer
• death sleep cartoon
• cute buttocks
• footrub mother in law
• frog disease called awesome
• bits of skin under armpit
• vasectomy dog funny
• irish authoress armpits

Amusing searches, apparently

• things that no longer exist

I’m insulted

• ugliest yorkie

There’s no place like…

• homesick cartoons
• cow government

I’m not going there

• husband cemetery

Rejected Olympic Sports

• granny laughing
• back door porn
• kitten scowling
• window cleaning with a pole

There’s no ‘i’ in…

• harry arm pits

Always with the teeth

• smile and the world will smile with you .. no teeth guys
• ugly big teeth cartoon
• we lost a lot of good men out there teeth extraction
• african woman messed up teeth
• one direction bad teeth too serious
• boy boring

Weirdest prize I ever heard of

• sharks win bulls

They think I know famous people

• julia roberts armpits revealed
• julia roberts biceps
• julia bathe
• julia roberts story
• secret rooms in buckingham palace
• robert pattinson armpits
• who is cesar millan girlfriend now
• plastic face can’t smile

He gets rich from everything

• simon cowell teeth money

Related articles

• Robert Pattinson With Small Hairs (thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com)
• Dead Drunk Housewives And Funny Buttocks (thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com)

 

Dead Drunk Housewives And Funny Buttocks

If this is Monday, I missed yesterday’s post.  I forgot to share the searches that found my blog on the first of the month, as I usually do.  You didn’t miss much – it was slim pickings because everyone is away/following the torch/partying with the Queen.

This is the best of a bad lot:

• apple poodle pie that farts…Ohkaaaay…  
• fold armpit…If I could do that, I’d be in the circus.        
• ugly puppy…Is that even possible?    
• munches the scream…Isn’t that illegal?     

I don’t want to let you down so I am going to extend my Blog Jubilee by one day, and select some of my favourite searches over the last three years.  Enjoy!

Even Santa Is Affected By The Recession

• repo elf

Tell Me Something I Don’t Know

• christmas is comming

Tell Him Something He Doesn’t Know

• laughing turkey

Is There Any Other Kind?

• dead drunk housewives
• mean husbands
• funny buttocks
• fat ugly poo
• customer waiting for reply from bank

Beats Me

• Tent suppliers in marriages
• cartoon winter seances
  

  Random Buttocks Collection – 2 (Photo credit: Flavio (back for a while…))

Would Like To Meet

• 9 gag grandpa
• wooden leg woman
• president donkey
• Massive Legs Woman
• dog sock the gay

A Horror Story

• dead malteser

Things I’d Like To See

• julia roberts fat
• abraham lincoln kayaking
• marriage expiration date
• yoda gangster
• tickle,tickle,tickle story
• tapdancing swan

Who Says Religion And Science Don’t Mix?

• noah’s arc

A Little Worrying

• frog dissection cute
• cute nazi puppy
• legionnaires disease laughing
• website where you dissect people

The Best Kind

• cartoon funerals

Just How Smart Do You Think The Internet Is?

• freda’s address in atlantic city

Sound Advice

• no smoking unless you are on fire
• life is short smile while you still have teeth

The Award For Stupidest Complaint Of The Year Goes To…

• i gave birth and now i have to do nappies

From The Need To Get A Life Brigade

• before and after – cleaning clothing
• “what have you got against the letter s”
• how to use the work phone

Demonstrating The Value Of Knowing Where The Commas Go

• old fashioned house,wife rules

And The Award For The Most Unfortunate Use Of A Punctuation Mark Goes To…

• to his dog every man is napoleon-aldous huxley

Thank You, Lord, For Glorious Typos

• charles blackman feel beneath the table
• your as old as the woman you tough
• only as old as the woman you fee
• you’re only as old as the woman you fell
• don’t miss with me blog

This Person Obviously Has No Life. Or Is My Husband

• fun facts about aviation

Covering All The Angles

• poem on animals being educated now and then not wanting to know poems about animals on the street in a home poems about cats

Now Why Didn’t I Think Of That?

• boy used as a mop
• love many, trust few and a canoe
• gay socks
• one direction socks 

Plain Weird

• tweet your man get marriage with forty yard woman
• lets eat your mum cannibals
• leatherhousewife
• kink video chat rooms gerbil
• eat your own dog cartoons
• welding women dont shave
• magnetic chickens in love
• good looking family man with folded legs
• cows don’t eat me
• news years resolution monkey

You’d Think He’d Be Too Busy Being A Superhero To Have Time To Write About Me

• batmanlive reviews housewife

My Favourite Search Of The Month (And Possibly Of All Time)

• i dread the day that i accidentally say something to you that i only learnt by stalking you

 

Robert Pattinson With Small Hairs

Underarm Hair (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

It’s the first of the month which means…time to look at the searches which found my blog in May.

If you enjoy these, there are links to similar posts at the bottom.

Someone Has A Fetish

• hairy nude women armpits
• armpit draw
• robert pattinson with small hairs 
• girls that dont shave arms
• wet armpit porn
• kerala house wife sweaty armpit
• air in arm pits girls 
• bushy sweaty arm pits men
• freak americans dont shave armpits
• irish women don’t shave
• kids longest arm hair
• demi moore striptease hairy
• welding women dont shave
• fat taxi dog hairy
• armpitcartoons

And So Does Someone Else

• fat getting washed
• fat under armpit
• jessica roberts armpit
• wrinkles on armpits
• armpit famous
• arm pit fat

And Here’s Another

• hairy people farting
• people with severe farting
• summer fart
• diana fart

I’m Afraid To Ask

• sons sagging without underwear
• old wooden leg
• kids smiling with nasty teeth
• magnetic chickens in love
• paul’s shattered legs misery

If Wishing Made It So…

• beat the grim reaper
• julia roberts fat

It’s Always About The Specifics

• yorkshire gay
• good looking family man with folded legs
• born without my left arm smiling
• bud lite song: nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone, i dont want to talk about it politics 
• chinese girls dissecting animals

I See Why They Ended Up Here

• frustrated woman in front of a computer
• laughing into the washing machine

I Know A Good Idea When I Hear One

• maltesers sandwich
• fish spelling

Size Or Psychic?  (This Is The Internet; It Could Be Either)

• medium cats

Seems Like A Fair Swap

• carrots for tortoise

 

Related articles

• Famous With Sweaty Armpits (thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com)
• https://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2011/08/08/giving-up-blogging/
• https://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2011/08/26/yoda-gangster-and-the-laughing-rat/
• https://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2011/09/29/ten-hose-wife-and-the-toilet-blob/

Famous With Sweaty Armpits

It’s the first of the month, and that means it is:

 Searches That Found My Blog Day. 

Enjoy!

Axilla hairy Português: Axila peluda (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I get why this might be your first stop

• no music no life
• terrible cook
• famous with sweaty armpits
• freeporncartoons
• someone eating maltesers
• “a hairier chest”
• woman in pyjamas
• our top 10 armpit disasters

The only kind we see in Stockport

• cartoon sun
• gay frogs
• long arm quilter
• clear hub express
• worm telling jokes

The only kind we see in this house

• funny marriage
• best boy armpits
• couple arguing
• ugly person with big teeth

She’s not from Stockport

• ugly sunburnt girl

Neither is he

• laughing johnny in runcorn

A natural progression

• man wife mall
• never argue with an idiot
• downhill my wife my home my car
• my wife ran away with my best friend

Trace it to where?

• trace a crocodile foot

By ‘everyone’ I assume you mean ‘husband’?

• everyone yelling at girl after marriage

The first rule is: there are no rules

• rule of marriage humor

Signs of what, exactly?

• signs – kids with foil on head

Stockport Pyramid (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Thanks for nothing; now I need to know the answer

• why does the top of one of the middle pyramid look different
• one boob said to the other
• why are my legs hairless after menopause?

And I thought I had a big appetite

• lets eat benimar

Is there anyone left alive who might know this?

• noah’s ark birthday invitation wording

A little too specific for my liking

• south indian older actress armpit
• sean bean death statistics funny

What; like a tattoo, you mean?

• cartoons on engineers

Stay Awake Repo Elf

Here are just a few of the searches that found my blog in March.  Is it me, or are they getting weirder?

And I Thought I Was Addicted

• malteser gingerbread woman
• what font is the maltesers writing

Some Peculiar Advice

• oi your fat

 Advice I’d Rather Not Have To Give To My Readers

• stay awake

I Totally Get Why They Found Me

• cutest dogs in the world
• smiling freak
• yorkie poo cartoon
• arm fart jokes

I’m Worried That They Found Me

• julie christie nude
• i have wet myself
• girl on computer other man in room cheating
• i wear husband’s socks
• human cartoon from backside
• armpit sniffing pictures
• eat your own dog cartoons

That Last One Was Terrifying Until I Realised Someone Was Just Typing Too Fast

• eat your own dog food cartoons

Even Santa Is Affected By The Recession

• repo elf

Meet My Children

• handsome lads from england

And The Award For The Most Unfortunate Use Of A Punctuation Mark Goes To…

• to his dog every man is napoleon-aldous huxley

Tell Us Something We Don’t Know

• julia roberts dont wax
• i’m tired of my complaining husband

Did He Really?

• gary larson ground beef

Plain Weird

• tweet your man get marriage with forty yard woman
• lets eat your mum cannibals
• david cameron giggling
• house wife armpit photos
• leatherhousewife
• kink video chat rooms gerbil

My Favourite Search Of The Month (And Possibly Of All Time)

• i dread the day that i accidentally say something to you that i only learnt by stalking you

febsearch@weirdos.com

Image via Wikipedia

If you are new here, from time to time I share some of the searches people type in that lead them to my blog.

I have decided to do the search posts monthly, so they will be shorter.  I hope regular readers don’t mind?  I know the irregular readers won’t.

I’m Afraid To Ask

• children punk poo
• ugly brown cartoons
• i’ve got a dig bickt

Unnecessary Apostrophes, Perhaps?

• things that come in two’s’

Would Like To Meet

• ladybirds runcorn 1976
• mean dog poker
• cute single girls in runcorn
• adorable pyjamas women
• julia roberts armpits
• julia roberts wrinkles
• 9 gag grandpa
• housewide laughing
• president donkey

Would Not Like To Meet

• dead dog laughing in the cloud
• wife butchering cartoon

A Couple Of Oxymorons

• funny mathematician jokes
• man with maltesers in mouth*

*Not in this house, while I’ve still got breath in my body.  He is permitted to buy them only.

The Weirdest Search Of All

Over six HUNDRED people came to my blog during February, in search of the letter a.

Compare that to the number of people – 11 – who found my blog by Googling The Laughing Housewife; or, on no less than four occasions, The Laughibg Housewife; and even one hose wife.

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If you enjoyed these, here are some you might have missed:

• Love Many, Trust Few And A Canoe (thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com)
• https://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2011/09/29/ten-hose-wife-and-the-toilet-blob/
• https://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2011/08/26/yoda-gangster-and-the-laughing-rat/
• https://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2011/08/08/giving-up-blogging/
• https://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2011/08/02/no-smoking-unless-you-are-on-fire/

Love Many, Trust Few And A Canoe

Image by garryknight via Flickr

Christmas is over and the searches are back to abnormal; here’s a taste of January searches that found my blog:

Now Why Didn’t I Think Of That?

• boy used as a mop
• why should you never be friends with someone who does acupuncture?they’re back-stabbers
• marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the wife
• ass making
• im going bed so shut up
• love many, trust few and a canoe

That’s A Bit Grim

• road accident comics
• iron poo
• pictures of fluffy black hair on a man
• animated horse poop gif

That’s A Bit Grin

• funny cartoon with teeth spacing

I Only Do Dogs And Gerbils

• cows don’t eat me
• funny reddit cat pooping
• a camel walks into a bar
• news years resolution monkey

Weird People

• red man syndrome
• dear scientists your mother thinks i’m big enough
• man in love with parrot

That’s No Laughing Matter

• jokes about maltesers

Bet They Got A Shock When They Saw My Paperless Walls

• stripping housewife

Too Much Dusting, Obviously

• housewife talking about her lobotomy
• housewife superhero
• chubby wife share

Seems A Bit Of A Waste

• is it true that if you place a fresh viagra tablet in a houseplant’s soil every six months, the plant will not wilt.

Things I’d Like To See

• julia roberts fat
• abraham lincoln kayaking

Related articles

• Noah’s Ark: Was That Today? (thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com)
• I’m Just a V.Desperate Housewife (writeonmum.wordpress.com)

Christmas Killed The Quest For Knowledge

It’s been months since I last shared the searches that find my blog, because 90% of the searches have been for Christmas jokes, or a really fat person smiling.  I’m happy to share the laughter but it makes for dull pickings.

You’ll be glad to hear that hundreds of people still think I know what happened to Gaddafi – though, now, of course, I do.  It’s hardly a secret, is it? 

It wasn’t this: horse falling on a pig

It being the holiday period, I wasn’t surprised to find that quite a few women were looking for dead husband cartoons and what can i have my husband do today.

But I was intrigued by the person looking for ancestor worms 

There were some requests for pictures of old lady eating in a box; I can’t help wondering if they were related to graniessex.  Are people looking to hump wheat, the old lady in TOWIE, or something too infinitely gross to contemplate (that last option might also include the people looking for daftporn and cotton knickers 1950s)?  Whatever, they won’t find it here.  In fact, I’m a little insulted that people think I watch TOWIE.

 

The usual tooth obsession occurred, but this one was new: celebrities teeth; but my favourites were this generic question: what does a 45 year old woman look like and the mind-boggling church of cheese.

 

 

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• TOWIE’s Nanny Pat is the most famous person in the world (VIDEO) (mirror.co.uk)

Noah’s Ark: Was That Today?

Some searches that found my blog:

 

If You Have To Ask The Question, You’re In Trouble

• what can i have my husband do today
• why wont my dog listen to me
• noah’s ark was that today

 

I Want These

• talking cupcake
• fairies in your hair
• housewives valium
• brad pitt warning signs

I Don’t Want These

• horrible smiles
• crap christmas tree
• cat box of hamster gerbil

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And The Award For Stupidest Complaint Of The Year Goes To…

• i gave birth and now i have to do nappies

 

The Sicko Parade

• knickerless can can
• ladies in the bath
• knobhead cartoon
• yoda from behind 

I Wish I’d Thought Of That

• pilfer-proof toilet paper
• cartoon muffins

We’d All Like To Know About This

• was bullseyes star prize a fix
• my new ugly boyfriend

 

The Mind Boggles

• sharks friendship
• cement the frog cartoon

Two Old Favourites

• one direction socks
• what really happened to gaddafi – 291 people in the last month seemed to think I was in on the secret

Is There Any Other Kind?

• dead drunk housewives
• cartoon animals who like food and wine
• mean husbands
• dirty ugly frogs
• housewife with dementia
• funny buttocks
• marriage fighting
• farting bum
• marriage joke
• “preaching pyramid” cook

If You’re Expecting These, You’re In The Wrong Blog

• home hygiene
• teenager talking to a parent
• breeding a housewife

 

Vindicated!

• scousers don’t take your tyres

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Go here for more Six Word Saturdays:

Ten Hose Wife And The Toilet Blob

Image by R. Alton via Flickr

We haven’t had searches that found my blog for a while.  Enjoy.

I Don’t Know Anything, Honest:

• hotshot bald cop (159 searches in the past month alone)
• what happened to gaddafi (68 – seems more people are interested in Ed Lauter than the former Libyan dictator.  Go figure)  My favourite search, however, is this one: where is gaddafi actually.  That last word makes it clear that it’s a secret just between the searcher and the internet
• batcave entrance

I Wouldn’t Mind Knowing These, Though

• hot rugby player
• need easy instructions on how to write in publice service announcement
• marriage expiration date
• what do i get for $85 toilet paper

What Are These People Eating That They Can See It?

• funny pictures of people farting

I’m Saying Nothing

• arts degree jokes
• housewife don’t do houseworks
• the laughing housewide

That Explains A Lot

• dinosaurs miss noah ark
• socks in heaven
• dementia wallasey (Wallasey is a town near Liverpool; I lived there for three years)
• what marriage means to a woman joke time

Is There Any Other Kind?

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