Tag Archives: Cheese

Joke 862

2 Aug
French is Funnier

French is Funnier (Photo credit: cpedraza_ca)

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho Cheese

Q: Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses?

A: R’n’Brie

Q: When should you go on a cheese diet?

A: If you need to cheddar few pounds

Q: What is a cannibal’s favourite cheese?

A: Limburger

Q: Which is the most religious cheese?

A: Swiss, because it is holy

Q: Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

A: Ask Cheese

Q: What group of cheese has been known to fly?

A: Curds of prey

Q: What does someone in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?

A: Go on a shopping brie

Q: What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?

A: Moatzeralla

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From jokes4us

 

Joke 785

17 May

funny-pictures-squirrel-wants-cheese

The ‘nacho cheese’ was so popular, I found some more cheesy jokes for you.

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‘Q: Did you hear about the explosion at a French cheese factory?

A: All that was left was de brie.

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Q: Whom did the cheesy Bible start with?

A: Edam and Eve.

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Q: What hotel do mice stay in ?

A: The Stilton

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funny cheese pictures

Q: What dance do cheese makers do every Halloween?

A: The Muenster mash.

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Q: What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost?

A: I’m Lac-ghost intolerant

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Q: What’s the most popular American cheese sitcom?

A: Curd Your Enthusiasm

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Q: Why does cheese look sane?

A: Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.

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Q: What did the street cheese say after being attacked by several blades?

A: I’ve felt grater.

 

Joke 572

16 Oct
cheese

cheese (Photo credit: pinprick)

From hijackbristol.co.uk.

Q: Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly down from a mountain?

A: Camembert.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese.

If English is not your first language you might not get the last two jokes.  Here’s one from Twitter  ‏@garylawuk to compensate:

Q: How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

A: Caerphilly.

Okay.  Same problem.  Let me find another.  This is from singletrackworld.com.

Q: What type of cheese is made backwards?

A: EDAM

Think about it…

Bonus Question:

Q: The Hub once won 10kg of cheese on a television quiz show.  

True or False?

Joke 341

28 Feb

My husband uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese, both of which I hate.

It really is the grater of two evils.

Joke 279

28 Dec

Thanks to Cindy for this one.

Somebody’s just thrown a massive lump of cheese at me!

I thought to myself, that’s not very mature.

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