Tag Archives: Chickens

Joke 335

22 Feb

A man took his wife to see the doctor.

“My wife thinks she’s a chicken,”  he said.

The doctor replied, “That’s terrible. How long has she been like that?”

“Three years.”

The doctor was appalled.  “Three years! Why didn’t you bring her to see me sooner?”

“We needed the eggs.”

Joke 225

4 Nov

Doctor:  What’s wrong with your brother?

Brother:  He thinks he’s a chicken.

Doctor: Really?  How long has this been going on?

Brother:  About five years.

Doctor:  Five years!

Brother:  We would have brought him in earlier, but we needed the eggs.

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