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Joke 945

24 Oct
best dentist cartoon ever

best dentist cartoon ever (Photo credit: davechiu)

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?

A: A little plaque.

Q: What is a dentist’s office?

A: A filling station.

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A: A molar bear.

Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?

A: “You have a hole in one.”

Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?

A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Every member of the family should form the hab...

Every member of the family should form the habit of brushing the teeth (Photo credit: Government & Heritage Library, State Library of NC)

Q: What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?

A: The dentist.

Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?

A: Because they are so filling.

Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocaine injection during root canal treatment?

A: He wanted to transcend dental medication. 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/dentistjokes/dentistonelinersjokes.html

 

Come Up And See My Etchings

25 Jun

I love my dentist.  The whole surgery.  I love them all.

The office opened at 08:45.  At 08:45:01 the phone was answered and an appointment made for 09:10.

By 09:35 my front tooth was back in place.  Look:

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The dentist was quite excited to have a chance to use her new adhesive, called Etch.  It stuck that sucker right back on and it feels more secure now than the rest of the teeth in my mouth.

I was fortunate that the tooth sheared off in one piece at an angle.  And that it stuck in the corn cob rather than down my gullet.

I was pleased that there was a work experience student there from Spud’s school, because it gave me a chance to boast that Spud had never needed any treatment at all in his seventeen years; not once.

I was chuffed when the dentist told the student how lovely and polite and friendly Spud was, and a pleasure not to treat.

I smiled all the way home.

All rather different from last night, when I was feeling very sorry for myself and my ugly, must never be seen in public again mouth.  Though I did get the giggles during one of my regular prayers:  O Lord, help me to keep my mouth shut and my lips sealed…

And now I’m off to a poetry reading.

 

Joke 635

18 Dec
wants to be a dentist

wants to be a dentist (Photo credit: istolethetv)

A guy goes into his dentist’s office just before Christmas, because something is wrong with his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, “Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?”

“Well…the only thing I can think of is this…my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it…Hollandaise sauce she called it…and doctor, I’m talkin’ DELICIOUS! I’ve never tasted anything like it, and ever since then I’ve been putting it on everything…meat, fish, toast, vegetables…you name it!”

“That’s probably it,” replied the dentist. “Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. I’ll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time.”

“Why chrome?” the man asked.

“Well, everyone knows that there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!”

From dezert-rose.com.

Joke 113

15 Jul

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, asked, “Would you mind giving a few of your loudest, most pain-filled screams?”

The surprised patient said, “But it wasn’t that bad!  Why?”

The dentist replied, “There are too many people in the waiting room, and I don’t want to miss my train.”

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Joke 90

22 Jun

A man went into a dentist and asked, “How much does it cost to have teeth taken out?”

“$90,” said the dentist.

“That’s ridiculous,” replied the man.

“I could lose the anaesthetic and it would cost $60.”

“That’s still too expensive,” said the man.

“If you forgo the anaesthetic and the follow-up appointment I could knock the price down to $20.”

“Still too much.”

“Well…one of my students can do it for $10,” said the dentist.

“Perfect,” said the man. “Book my wife in for next Tuesday.”

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