Thanks to my friend Cliff for this one.
The Grim Reaper (Photo credit: Helico)
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.
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Tag Archives: Dyson
Joke 186
26 SepThanks to Granny1947 for this one.
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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