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Joke 701

22 Feb

Kev and Bill were talking one day. ‘My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the greengrocer’s,’ said Kevin.

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‘So were you able to find some?” inquired Bill.

‘Well, when I got to the shop, I asked the manager, ‘These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?’   The shopkeeper told me, ‘No, you’ll have to do that yourself.’ ”

From Will & Guy.

 

Joke 300

18 Jan

A man went to the doctor to complain about the strawberry growing out of his head.

Don’t worry,’ said the doctor; ‘I’ll give you some cream to put on it.’

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