Tag Archives: Gaffes

Joke 663

15 Jan

Celebrity Gaffes

Stuart Pearce

Stuart Pearce (Photo credit: rich_w)

  • So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?  Christina Aguilera
  • Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.   David Acfield
  • My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will never, never, surrender to what is right.   Dan Quayle
  • I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. Stuart Pearce
  • Do not needlessly endanger your lives until I give you the signal.   General Eisenhower
  • Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot.   Ray Wilkins
  • If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.   Samuel Goldwyn
  • For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.   John Motson

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