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Joke 644

27 Dec
The Swimming Cat.

The Swimming Cat. (Photo credit: Counselman Collection)

A French Cat, Un Deux Trois, and an English cat, One Two Three, went for a swimming race round a lake.  Who won?

One Two Thee, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq.

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By the comedian Jo Brand

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