While we’re on the subject of space, a kind lady from Mars came out of the blue, offering to fill a Malteser-sized hole in my tummy with the next best thing: new Galaxy Bites.

I am under no obligation to tell you they are gorgeous. But they are. A chewy caramel centre covered in Galaxy chocolate. Heavenly.
We had three packets between four of us – Tory Boy was home for the weekend, to watch City’s triumph after a morning in Knutsford bungee jumping.
I think he acquired a taste for bouncing on his head, as a baby: I was a little over-zealous with the baby oil on more than one occasion…picture him as an infant in Julia Robert’s escargot spoons, flying into the arms of a convenient waiter…’Slippery little suckers’ said the Pretty Woman, just like the nervous mother squooshing her baby out of the bath and onto the carpet, like a seal pup flopping onto the ice but with less padding and no moustache.
Just as with the biltong and the Niknaks, the Galaxy Bites were measured out into bowls so that no one, especially no one who happened to be doing the dividing in the kitchen by herself, could pop an extra one into her mouth when no one else was looking.
The unanimous verdict was Yum, with the corollary that they would be an acceptable substitute on Malteser-free days.
I’m having a few of those Malteser-free days at the moment:
- no blog-reading visitors of late
- Hub not needed to apologise for anything
- not been in a bad-enough mood to need cheering up
- and the pressing need to go on a bit of a diet
When ‘slapping thighs’ doesn’t mean Christmas pantomime, but can’t get into your pants any more, you know it’s time to give up the…well…erm…um…wine! I’ll give up wine! I’ve got half a bottle left over from Christmas in the fridge which needs chucking out; that should do it.
Now, how about some chocolate to celebrate my weight loss?
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To celebrate the launch, Galaxy Bites is holding a Twitter hashtag campaign asking chocolate lovers to reveal their favourite moments of bite-size indulgence. Pop on over and check it out.
Disclaimer: I have not been paid to write this review. Opinions are my own. As always.
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