From punoftheday.
I love one-liners like this (it’s only on two lines because space is limited), so I found a few more for you on the Telegraph website, of all places.
Tim Vine (this one won him an award):
Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.
Tim with another award winner:
I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.
Matt Kirshen:
I was playing chess with my friend and he said ‘Let’s make this more interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.
Mr Vine again (I’m a fan):
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)