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Joke 804

5 Jun
World's Largest Cell Phone is prank-called

World’s Largest Cell Phone is prank-called (Photo credit: spudart)

Thanks to Siggi of Maine for sending this great joke, now one of my favourites.  

I was tempted to make it about the Hub and me, with Hub playing the wife and me playing the husband, because if the character fits….

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A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I’m on the toilet. Please advise.

 

Joke 652

4 Jan

 

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I crossed a cell phone with a skunk, and now the service stinks.

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From punoftheday.

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