Joke 776

Old Timers’ Views On Computing

• Memory was something you lost with age
• An application was for employment
• A program was a TV show
• A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
• A cursor used profanity
• A keyboard was a piano
• A web was a spider’s home
• A virus was the flu
• A hard drive was a long trip on the road

From Will & Guy.

Joke 247

How do you save a drowning rodent?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation.