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Joke 776

8 May

Cat and Mouse - Not a good combination

Old Timers’ Views On Computing

  • Memory was something you lost with age
  • An application was for employment
  • A program was a TV show
  • A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
  • A cursor used profanity
  • A keyboard was a piano
  • A web was a spider’s home
  • A virus was the flu
  • A hard drive was a long trip on the road

From Will & Guy.

Joke 247

26 Nov

How do you save a drowning rodent?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation.

 

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