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Joke 907

16 Sep

A visitor to Texas once asked, “Does it ever rain out here?”

A rancher replied, “Yes, it does.”

“When?” asked the visitor.

Noah carrying a stack of animals in Noah's Ark.

Noah carrying a stack of animals in Noah’s Ark. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

“Do you remember that part in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?”

The visitor replied, “Yes, I’m familiar with Noah’s flood.”

“Well,” the rancher puffed up, “we got about half an inch that time.”

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Visitor#ixzz2ezuhF5SP

 

Joke 581

25 Oct
The Wishing Fish Clock in the Regent Shopping ...

The Wishing Fish Clock in the Regent Shopping Arcade, Cheltenham, may be the world’s tallest mechanical clock. The vertical distance from the duck to the fish is 14 metres. It weighs 3 tons. On the hour the fish that is suspended under the clock revolves and blows out bubbles. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

From photosbykev.

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Noah started building several arks for various parts of the animal kingdom.

One was a split level job for all the fish – a multi-storey carp ark.

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Two parrots are sitting on a perch.

One says to the other, “Can you smell fish?”

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What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

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Joke 547

21 Sep
Noah's ark & friends

Noah’s ark & friends (Photo credit: weennee)

From Will & Guy.

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A little boy liked nothing better than to sit on his grandfather’s knee and have stories read to him. One day, after a story about Noah’s ark and how Noah led pairs of animals to the safety of the ark, the little boy asked, “Granddad, you are very old; were you in Noah’s ark?”

“Gosh, no”, said Granddad.  

“In that case, why didn’t you drown when the flood came?”

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