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Joke 570

14 Oct
M. E. Knowles, State Veterinarian, Helena, Mon...

M. E. Knowles, State Veterinarian, Helena, Montana. (1911) (Photo credit: Butte-Silver Bow Public Library)

From jokes4all.

A vet was feeling ill and went to see his doctor. The doctor asked the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when the vet interrupted him: “Hey look, I’m a vet. I don’t need to ask my patients these kind of questions; I can tell what’s wrong just by looking. Why can’t you?”

The doctor nodded, looked him up and down, wrote out a prescription, handed it to him and said, “There you are. Of course, if that doesn’t work, we’ll have to have you put down.”

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