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Joke 734

27 Mar
First World Man Problems 05

First World Man Problems 05 (Photo credit: AV Dezign)

There are TWO secrets to success at Poker:

Rule #1: Never tell your secrets.

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What is the difference between a large pizza and a professional poker player?

The large pizza can feed a family of four.

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A woman who played poker once a month with a group of female coworkers was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home in the early hours.

One night she decided to try not to wake him. She undressed in the living room, put her bag over her shoulder, and tiptoed nude into the bedroom.  She was surprised to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.

“Oh no!” he exclaimed. “Did you lose everything?”

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From titanpokerblog

 

Joke 205

15 Oct

A teacher asked little Johnny if he could count from one to ten.

“Yes! Of course! My Pop taught me…even more than ten.”

“Good; let’s see…what comes after three?”

“Four.”

“What comes after six?”

“Seven.”

“Very good,” said the teacher. “Your Pop did a good job. Now…what comes after…let’s say, ten?”

“A jack.”

There’s many a true word spoken in jest…our Dad used to keep us up playing cards on school nights; mostly to avoid our Mum, I’m guessing.  I play a mean game of whist and I never met a card game that didn’t remind me of Dad.  With a smile.

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