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Joke 460

26 Jun

Thanks to Granny1947 for this one.

demotivational poster DEAR AGONY AUNT

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Why men shouldn’t be Agony Aunts.

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Dear Phil,

I left home for work last week and after less than a mile my car stalled and wouldn’t start.  I walked back to my house and found my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter.  They announced that the affair had been going on for two years.

Can you help me? 

Signed, Desperate.

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Dear Desperate,

The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines.

Hope this helps.

Phil.

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Problem Page

1 Sep
Belly-button

Image via Wikipedia

 This is based on a real letter & answer to the South African Sunday Times newspaper.

 

 

 

 

Problem Page

Dear Abby I’ve a problem
that I simply have to tell:
my finger in my belly
button gets a funny smell.
I hope that you can help me
for it leaves me quite unwell.

Dear Reader do you start each
day by falling out of bed?
The problem that is vexing
you is simply in your head.
Stop scratching at your belly
button: wash your hands instead.

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I read it years ago; the letter said,

‘Every time I scratch my belly button, my fingers smell.’

And the answer was just this:

‘Stop scratching your belly button.’

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