Tag Archives: Reindeer

Joke 627

10 Dec

From xmasfun.com.

Gladys as Rudolph

Gladys as Rudolph (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Did you know that Santa has thirteen reindeer?

There’s Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.   That makes eight reindeer.  

Then, according to the song, there’s another five: Rudolph, Olive, Trey, Howe and Andy:

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Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows. 

Olive the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
Trey never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
“Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”

Then Howe the reindeer loved him
Andy shouted out with glee,
“Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you’ll go down in history!”

Joke 624

7 Dec

Christmas crackers from Christmas crackers.

Français : Exemple de Christmas Crackers Regen...

(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues

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What’s the difference between a biscuit and a reindeer?

You can’t dunk a reindeer in your tea

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Joke 620

3 Dec

These are from Christmasjokes.co.uk.

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Reindeer by Bortusk Leer

Reindeer by Bortusk Leer (Photo credit: Nick Saltmarsh)

Father Christmas has two reindeer. One named Edward; and another named Edward.  

Because two Eds are better than one.

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How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?

Don’t feed it.

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And an old one, to make you feel like you just shared a cheap Christmas cracker with me:

How do you get four reindeer in a car? 

Two in the front and two in the back.

And how do you get four polar bears in a car? 

Take out the reindeer first.

Joke 256

5 Dec

Don’t forget to enter my Christmas competition.   Send me your best jokes or cartoons and you might win a measly box of Maltesers.

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What did the teddy bear say when he was offered Christmas pudding?

“No thank you, I’ve got furred arteries.”

Joke 254

3 Dec

An honest politician, a kind banker and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a £20 note.  Which one picked it up?

Santa.  The other two don’t exist.

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