Tag Archives: Scrooge

Joke 628

11 Dec

From whatsinmyhead.

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Scrooge

Scrooge (Photo credit: TheoJunior)

How did Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of Christmas passed.

 

Joke 623

6 Dec

Adapted from punoftheday.

A Christmas Carol - Scrooge Extinguishes the F...

A Christmas Carol – Scrooge Extinguishes the First of the Three Spirits (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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The Hub just got the part of Scrooge in a local performance.

I’d love to go see him, but that play scares the Dickens out of me.


 

 

Christmas Is Coming

24 Aug

The X-Factor is back.

Don’t get me wrong – I’m a late convert, and I love it; but it’s a kind of modern advent calendar, because we know it will end just before Christmas – just enough before Christmas to allow the winner to have the Christmas Number One.

Simon Cowell: Scrooge with teeth.

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