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Joke 683

4 Feb

These are for my American readers.  I have no idea how funny most of them are but they were all I could find.  I have tried to weed out the offensive jokes. Hope I succeeded.  Let me know if I missed one.  And apologies for the exclamation marks but you know how enthusiastic sports fans can be.

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Super Bowl XLV (Febuary 6, 2011; Pittsburgh Steelers vs Green Bay Packers)

Q: Why is Charlie Sheen in such a good mood? A: Because James Harrison now holds the record for most illegal hits!

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl in Arlington, Texas? A: The Dallas Cowboys!

Q: What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan? A: An anorexic!

Super Bowl XLIII (Febuary 1, 2009; Pittsburgh Steelers vs Arizona Cardinals)

Q: How is the bad economy affecting the Super Bowl? A: Instead of a coin toss they are now going to play rock, paper, scissors!

Q: Why did the bank robber in a Pittsburgh Steelers jacket get away? A: He was surrounded by people in Arizona Cardinals jackets who couldn’t catch him!

Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A: No one knows, and we may never find out!

Q: What’s the difference between the Baltimore Ravens and Frosties?  A: Frosties belong in a bowl!

Q: What’s more expensive than a Super Bowl Ad? A: Signing Anquan Boldin to a contract extension!

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From jokes4us.com

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