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Joke 907

16 Sep

A visitor to Texas once asked, “Does it ever rain out here?”

A rancher replied, “Yes, it does.”

“When?” asked the visitor.

Noah carrying a stack of animals in Noah's Ark.

Noah carrying a stack of animals in Noah’s Ark. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

“Do you remember that part in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?”

The visitor replied, “Yes, I’m familiar with Noah’s flood.”

“Well,” the rancher puffed up, “we got about half an inch that time.”

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Visitor#ixzz2ezuhF5SP


Joke 548

22 Sep


From Will & Guy.


NWalesJul09_038 (Photo credit: Richard Sz)

An American farmer was on holiday in Wales.  He could not resist exploring the hill farms north of Aberystwyth.  At lunch time he dropped into a pub and fell into easy conversation with a Welsh farmer.

“How big is your spread?” asked the American.  

“Well look you, it’s about twenty acres,” the Welshman said.

“Only twenty acres?” the American responded.  “Back in Texas I can get up at sunrise, saddle my horse and ride all day; when I return at supper time, I’ll be lucky to cover half my farm.”

“Sure, sure,” said the Welshman.  “I once had a horse like that, but I sent him to the knackers’ yard.”


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