Tag Archives: Vacuum cleaner

Joke 582

26 Oct

One from punoftheday.

English: Small vacuum cleaner

English: Small vacuum cleaner (Photo credit: Wikipedia)


My mate swallowed a cordless vacuum cleaner.

I took him to hospital and he is picking up nicely.





Joke 433

30 May

Thanks to my friend Cliff for this one.

The Grim Reaper

The Grim Reaper (Photo credit: Helico)



The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.

Talk about Dyson with death.



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