Tag Archives: Weddings

Joke 530

4 Sep
Weddings 2011

Weddings 2011 (Photo credit: The Style PA)

Another one from sarasotaweddingjokes.

A minister was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door.  The pastor sat down to counsel the old man and ask several questions. 

“Do you love her?” 

The old man replied, “I guess.” 

“Is she a good woman?” 

“I don’t know for sure,” the old man answered. 

“Does she have lots of money?” asked the pastor, grasping now. 

“I doubt it.” 

“Then why are you marrying her?” the baffled preacher asked. 

“She can drive at night,” the old man said.

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“Women with pasts interest men…they hope history will repeat itself.”
Mae West.

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”My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.”
Rita Rudner.

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Nice Day For A White Wedding

1 Jun

Restless Jo in Portugal posted her wedding photos and asked her readers to do the same.  Click on the link if you want to join in.  Please!  I’d love to see your wedding photos.  You choose from which marriage 😉

As chance would have it, it’s my 27th wedding anniversary today (it’s the Hub’s as well, but don’t remind him; he’s miserable enough).  To celebrate, here are some photos.  They are not very good because the photographer was really bad and the Hub winces when he looks at them.

At least, I think that’s why he winces…

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Joke 370

28 Mar

Thanks to Granny1947 for this one.

Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it’s been eaten. 

It’s called a wedding cake.

Joke 363

21 Mar
Princess Beatrice of the United Kingdom in her...

Image via Wikipedia

Thanks to Eof737 for this one.  It may lose a little something in the translation if you’re not big on American wedding culture, but you can still appreciate it.

Kiana’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce.  Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the  best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever.

A week later, Kiana was horrified to learn that her father’s new young wife had bought the same dress as her mother.  Kiana asked her stepmother to exchange it, but she refused.  “Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it.”

Kiana told her mother, who graciously said, “Never mind sweetheart.  I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.”

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, Kiana asked her mother, “Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.”

Her mother just smiled and replied, “Of course I do, dear…I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.”

Joke 316

3 Feb

From Will & Guy.

Nick: I’m a man of few words.
Mike: I’m married, too.

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At the wedding reception, the photographer yelled, ‘Would all the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.’

The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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Weekly Photo Challenge: Flowers

21 Aug

This is my beautiful niece-in-law on her wedding day.  Actually, she’s the Hub’s nephew’s wife, so that would make her my niece-in-law-in-law.  She’s lovely, and she’s given me two great-nephews.  In-law.  And they’re not just great-nephews, but great great-nephews.  I love them.  I love babies.  I miss babies.  I wish I’d had more babies of my own.  My own babies are just about grown up now.  Sigh.

What was the prompt again?

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