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Joke 621

4 Dec
Turkey kit

Turkey kit (Photo credit: photogreuhphies)

I’m sure I’ve posted a better version of this but it’s still good for a giggle. This one is from Will & Guy.

How To Cook A Turkey

  • Buy a turkey
  • Take a drink or three of whisky
  • Put turkey in the oven
  • Take another two drinks of whisky
  • Set the degree at 375 ovens
  • Take three more whishkeys of drink
  • Turk the bastey
  • Whisky another bottle of get
  • Ponder the meat thermometer
  • Glass yourself a pour of whisky
  • Bake the whisky for 4 hours
  • Take the oven out of the turkey
  • Floor the turkey up off of the pick
  • Turk the carvey
  • Get yourself another scottle of botch
  • Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
  • Blass the dinner and pess out
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