Many of us think of our lives as boringly normal, while others live the high life. Take a step back, and take a look at your life as an outsider might. Now, tell us at least six unique, exciting, or just plain odd things about yourself.
- I can curl my tongue and my toes at the same time
- I can tap dance
- I cannot blow my nose in public or while wearing glasses
- I have been on telly several times
- I can read upside down
- I cannot tell a joke without forgetting the punchline
- At one time or another, I have boycotted every supermarket in which I could afford to shop
- If you mispronounce a word in my presence, I will not hear anything you say after that
- I have dual nationality
- I alphabetize CDs and DVDs; books are filed in size order
- I cannot drink coffee, or kiss anyone who has it on their breath
- I advocate organ donation as the ultimate form of recycling
- I have a loud and irritating laugh
- I have had my present phone about two years and I still cannot switch it on without help
- I am shy and easily embarrassed (not unique but probably surprising to regular readers)
- I don’t understand people who don’t vote
- I am short with large feet, rather like a hobbit (I dress like one, too)
- Stray apostrophes set my teeth on edge
- I once had a one-act play staged at the Everyman Theatre in Liverpool
- I like to trot that last one out at every opportunity
- My definition of ‘unique, exciting, or just plain odd’ is surprisingly dull
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)