What did the chick say when his mother produced a citrus fruit instead of an egg?
Look at the orange mama laid.
What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing. Apples don’t talk.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
And last but not least…the cartoon strip called Rhymes With Orange:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081211122959AAApGd8
http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/orangejokes.html
http://www.jokes.com/funny-animal-jokes/mlf3vi/whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-
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