Your once-in-a-lifetime chance to win a box of Maltesers from the meanest Malteser eater in the land is running out – send me a Christmas joke or cartoon and I’ll seal the envelope with my tears if you win.
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What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby at Christmas?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)