Joke 415

Български: Метли за улична продажба English: Brooms for street sale (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Thanks to Benzeknees for letting me use this one.

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.  The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.  The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, ‘I think I am going to have a little broom!’

‘Impossible!’ said the groom broom, ‘we haven’t even swept together!’