Joke 415

12 May
Български: Метли за улична продажба English: B...

Български: Метли за улична продажба English: Brooms for street sale (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Thanks to Benzeknees for letting me use this one.

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.  The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.  The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, ‘I think I am going to have a little broom!’

‘Impossible!’ said the groom broom, ‘we haven’t even swept together!’

28 Responses to “Joke 415”

  1. judithatwood May 12, 2012 at 04:48 #

    This one gets the punsters’ seal of approval! 😎


  2. sonofwalt May 12, 2012 at 06:20 #

    Groans! But also giggles. . . tee hee. 🙂


  3. siggiofmaine May 12, 2012 at 06:38 #

    Sigh. But a happy, sweet dreams sigh. A good way to head off to dream land…thinking of “sweeping” with a broom ☺.
    Siggi in Downeast Maine


  4. Jimmy Aring May 12, 2012 at 06:40 #

    looks like the parking lot at a Witch convention


  5. misswhiplash May 12, 2012 at 07:16 #

    That just bristles with questions”!!!!


  6. Maggie L R May 12, 2012 at 07:28 #

    That is a groaner…


  7. Tinman May 12, 2012 at 10:09 #

    As I was reading I tried to guess what the punchline might be. Wasn’t even close. I’d love to know what Janie thinks of it…


  8. Pseu May 12, 2012 at 10:46 #

    Did she then get all bristly with him?


    • Tilly Bud May 12, 2012 at 10:46 #

      You crack me up 🙂


    • Pseu May 12, 2012 at 10:47 #

      then afterwards, when they’d had the row and made up, did they brush it all under the carpet?


      • Tilly Bud May 12, 2012 at 10:48 #

        Stop it! My sides hurt!


        • Pseu May 12, 2012 at 10:51 #

          Good. (I’ve just read the next post and and pleased that I have made you laugh a little after that 🙂 )


  9. adinparadise May 12, 2012 at 11:27 #

    Thanks for the groan, and of course the giggle. 😉


  10. viveka May 12, 2012 at 14:52 #

    A massive big smile from me !!!


  11. MargeKatherine May 12, 2012 at 18:53 #

    This is so cute – thanks!


  12. grannymar May 13, 2012 at 00:42 #



  13. robincoyle May 13, 2012 at 14:36 #

    Please…oh man. My sides hurt


  14. Perfecting Motherhood May 15, 2012 at 05:58 #

    I’m guessing she wasn’t swept away by the groom’s comment…


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