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I Plead The Fifth Amendment

27 Feb

What was the last time you did a random act of kindness?

I refuse to answer that on the grounds it might incriminate me; and because it’s so badly worded. 

If I say ‘Never’ or ‘I can’t remember’, you won’t like me.  If I talk about the many, many nice things I do, you’ll go all mushy on me.

I was kind to the Hub once.  I said ‘I do’ without laughing.

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