A joke by comedian Catherine Tate.
(Photo credit: Wikipedia)
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Who’s the bane of Santa’s life?
The elf and safety officer.
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16 Responses to “Joke 625”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
The Laughing Housewife 
You do know that Santa keeps a list…and I have it on good authority that he checks it twice…so you’d better be nice to him and not so naughty. 🙂
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Dang! I’d forgotten 😦
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Ho ho ho. Thanks for the bedtime giggle, Tilly. 🙂
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Arf arf.
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Thank you. I wish I could comment on your blog, but I can’t 😦
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I think I shall be glad when Christmas is over.
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Vivi, great to have you back … from hospital and brithday celebrations.
Wonderful *smile
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That is just the sweetest photo. The expression on Santa’s face is charming! I may be old, but I do love Santa! 🙂
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*smile .. I have another one – do you know why Santa is so jolly ????? Because he knows where all the naughty girls lives. *smile
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I bet he knows where you live 🙂
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What do you mean by that …. ???? Even if he does I don’t get any visit – maybe he are careful *smile
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😀
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urg!
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Not reblogging this one, then? 😀
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no.this one didn’t grab me like the other one did..that was really great..I wanted to get it on my FB but it did not happen
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no.this one didn’t grab me like the other one did..that was really great..I wanted to get it on my FB but it did not happen
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