Joke 644

27 Dec
The Swimming Cat.

The Swimming Cat. (Photo credit: Counselman Collection)

A French Cat, Un Deux Trois, and an English cat, One Two Three, went for a swimming race round a lake.  Who won?

One Two Thee, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq.

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By the comedian Jo Brand

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22 Responses to “Joke 644”

  1. adinparadise December 27, 2012 at 04:09 #

    Eh bien. Que puis-je dire?………..I did smile, but not too broadly. 😀

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  2. Al December 27, 2012 at 04:18 #

    There’s a cat in this picture?

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  3. Katharine Trauger December 27, 2012 at 05:27 #

    Ha! Funny! 🙂

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  4. vivinfrance December 27, 2012 at 08:24 #

    That’s one I laughed at in primary school – before Jo Brand was even born! No e on cinq!

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  5. viveka December 27, 2012 at 09:04 #

    Merry Christmas to you … what are you doing up 4am ????? Has it been too much Christmas. Good one.

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  6. Pseu December 27, 2012 at 11:30 #

    A bit like the English version… why is six scared of seven?

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  7. Grannymar December 27, 2012 at 20:47 #

    That was about my speed!

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  8. kiwidutch December 27, 2012 at 21:37 #

    Tres bien!!!

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  9. colonialist December 27, 2012 at 22:04 #

    **urk** (in French)

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  10. Perfecting Motherhood January 2, 2013 at 20:20 #

    Haha, excellent! My kids had a good laugh.

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  11. idiosyncratic eye January 7, 2013 at 12:35 #

    I love it! 🙂

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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