The Swimming Cat. (Photo credit: Counselman Collection)
A French Cat, Un Deux Trois, and an English cat, One Two Three, went for a swimming race round a lake. Who won?
One Two Thee, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq.
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By the comedian Jo Brand
22 Responses to “Joke 644”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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The Laughing Housewife 
Eh bien. Que puis-je dire?………..I did smile, but not too broadly. 😀
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There’s a cat in this picture?
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😀
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Ha! Funny! 🙂
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That’s one I laughed at in primary school – before Jo Brand was even born! No e on cinq!
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Thanks!
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Merry Christmas to you … what are you doing up 4am ????? Has it been too much Christmas. Good one.
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Haha! No, I schedule the jokes 🙂
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4am in the morning ??? You’re a star. I shedule too – but after breakfast .. *smile
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I write them the night before – and sometimes days before 🙂
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A bit like the English version… why is six scared of seven?
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Aha! I know this one – because seven eight nine 🙂
Actually, I think the French one only works in English.
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indeed!
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That was about my speed!
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Tres bien!!!
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**urk** (in French)
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Heehaw, heehaw, heehaw (in Donkey)
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Oh, neigh! (in horse)
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Nothing is black and white with you, Col (in Zebra)
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You spotted that? (in Leopard)
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Haha, excellent! My kids had a good laugh.
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I love it! 🙂
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