Joke 859

A man walks into the doctor’s office.   He has a banana stuck in one ear, celery in the other and a carrot up one nostril.

The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?”

The doctor replies, “It’s obvious: you need to start eating sensibly.” 

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Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/asparagusjokes.html

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That old, bad joke was really the introduction to the following funnies, which I lifted from Answer It’s blog:

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