Joke 4

28 Mar

The Hub sat down and stared hard at our marriage certificate.  After a long time I asked, ‘What are you looking for?’  He replied, ‘The expiration date.’

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20 Responses to “Joke 4”

  1. earlybird March 28, 2011 at 08:00 #

    hohoho! very good. I received this one from a friend today:

    Man having a glass of wine at home on the veranda with his wife –
    He says, “I love you.”

    She asks, “Is that you or the wine talking ?”

    He replies, “It’s me………….talking to the wine.”

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  2. Cindy March 28, 2011 at 08:04 #

    Tee hee 😉

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  3. musings March 28, 2011 at 08:49 #

    The first Hub joke is even funnier than the cartoon. I can relate to that cartoon. Often times, we don’t need to talk, too.

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    • Tilly Bud March 28, 2011 at 09:46 #

      He and I often find we are thinking about the same thing at the same time. At first we put it down to subliminal prompts but when we traced our thought processes back, we often couldn’t find the same source. I guess after so many years together, two really do become one. The Spice Girls were very wise. 🙂

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  4. Pseu March 28, 2011 at 10:06 #

    It all starts at the welding – I mean wedding.

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  5. SAS Fiction Girl March 28, 2011 at 15:44 #

    “The expiration date”? Now that’s funny! He must know he’s loved in order to get away with that! 🙂

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    • Tilly Bud March 28, 2011 at 18:45 #

      Well, yes, I do love him. But don’t tell him – I don’t want to spoil him. 🙂

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  6. pamela March 28, 2011 at 15:55 #

    🙂

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  7. nrhatch March 28, 2011 at 16:13 #

    Great post, Tilly Bud!

    Also enjoyed EarlyBird’s joke. 🙂

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  8. slpmartin March 28, 2011 at 16:32 #

    Very witty post.:-)

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  9. Alienhippy March 28, 2011 at 18:28 #

    You’re so funny…LOL
    Love and hugs. xx 🙂

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  10. Chloe March 28, 2011 at 22:42 #

    Very funny. This one’s brought a big smile on my face 😀 😉 xx

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  11. vivenne blake March 29, 2011 at 08:52 #

    Where can I find an applauding smiley?

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    • Tilly Bud March 29, 2011 at 09:38 #

      Do you mean one that is actually clapping? I don’t think they make those.

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