Many apologies for the late posting of this joke; I thought I had scheduled one for this morning. Obviously not.
A woman waited more than an hour and a half for her date to arrive, before deciding she had been stood up. She changed from her dinner dress into pyjamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and resigned herself to an evening of TV.
No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV than her doorbell rang. There stood her date.
He took one look at her and gasped, “I’m two hours late . . . and you’re still not ready?”
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)