Joke 32almostdidn’tarrive

12 Feb

Many apologies for the late posting of this joke; I thought I had scheduled one for this morning.  Obviously not.

A woman waited more than an hour and a half for her date to arrive, before deciding she had been stood up.  She changed from her dinner dress into pyjamas  and slippers, fixed some popcorn and resigned herself to an evening of TV.

No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV than her doorbell rang.  There stood her date. 

He took one look at her and gasped, “I’m two hours late . . . and you’re  still not ready?”

12 Responses to “Joke 32almostdidn’tarrive”

  1. jmgoyder February 12, 2012 at 12:32 #

    Where do you find this hilarious stuff – you are amazing!


  2. viv blake February 12, 2012 at 12:52 #

    Hilarious, both words and pictures. A lot of truth in these.


  3. Pseu February 12, 2012 at 12:54 #

    we’ll let you off int he circumstances – she said graciously… :0


  4. judithatwood February 12, 2012 at 14:03 #

    A great joke, and an even better, spot-on cartoon!


  5. granny1947 February 12, 2012 at 15:26 #

    Love the cartoon.


  6. adinparadise February 12, 2012 at 15:34 #

    Love the jokes, Tilly. 😉


  7. kateshrewsday February 12, 2012 at 15:58 #

    That too late thing? It happened to me at the Christmas Mass. Erk.


  8. Jeff February 13, 2012 at 19:25 #

    Everything in that church cartoon is true! 🙂


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