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  • I love animals.  They taste great.
  • EARTH FIRST! We’ll stripmine the other planets later.
  • Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
  • Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  • Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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    Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

  • A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
  • Hard work has a future payoff.  Laziness pays off now. 
  • I won’t rise to the occasion, but I’ll slide over to it. 
  • Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. 
  • Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. 
  • Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 
  • Okay, who put a “stop payment” on my reality check? 
  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. 
  • We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? 
  • All generalizations are false, including this one. 
  • I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
  • We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. 
  • Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. 
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 
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