Joke 342

29 Feb

Rodney and Wilma are woken at three o’clock one Saturday morning by a loud pounding on the door.  Rodney gets up and goes to the door where he sees a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain.

“Give us a push,” says the stranger.

“No way!” says Rodney, “It’s three o’clock in the morning.”  He slams the door and returns to bed.

“Who was that?” asks Wilma.

“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

“Did you help him?”

“No, I didn’t. It’s three o’clock in the morning, it’s pouring with rain, and he shouldn’t be driving, anyway.”

Wilma says, “Don’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him; besides, there’s no one on the roads at this time of night.”

Rodney knows when he’s beaten.  He dresses and goes out into the rain. He calls out in the dark, “Hello! Are you still there?”

“Yes,” replies the drunk.

“Do you still need a push?” calls Rodney.

“Yes, please,” is the reply.

“Where are you?” asks Rodney.

“Over here, on the swing.”

9 Responses to “Joke 342”

  1. nenskei February 29, 2012 at 05:49 #

    Nice one! For sure, when he’ll push the swing he’ll make sure the swing will fly away together with the guy 😛


  2. Perfecting Motherhood February 29, 2012 at 07:08 #

    Haha, I don’t know which is funnier, the story or the cartoon!


  3. restlessjo February 29, 2012 at 08:21 #

    Love starting the day with a smile!


  4. creatingreciprocity February 29, 2012 at 12:00 #

    Actual lol again – thanks.


  5. lanceleuven February 29, 2012 at 15:05 #

    Brilliant!, I’ll have to remember that one.


  6. Grannymar February 29, 2012 at 21:00 #

    I like those two!


  7. mecannylad March 1, 2012 at 06:23 #

    Best read @ 3am !



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