I got this one off Facebook. It has its uses.
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
The Laughing Housewife 
Good Morning Sunshine.
Thanks for the smile.
I just can’t get into my Kindle…only use it when I am sitting waiting for Wendy at the airport!
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It’s worth persevering.
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Thanks for the grammar lesson – much more fun than the real ones, thus will not be forgotten in a hurry.
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