If I enjoy a book or film I can read or watch them over and over. Ender’s Game and The West Wing are so familiar to me, we’re practically in a relationship.
Having devoured the Hub’s Christmas present from me to him – the Twilight trilogy DVD box set – I was desperate to see the fourth film, Breaking Dawn Part One. It was on in the cinemas in January, though it had been out for a while. He promised to take me.
Small problem: you need to mortgage the house to afford cinema tickets, and we don’t own our house. We had to use Orange Wednesday – our mobile phone service provider gives us two-for-one on cinema tickets on Wednesdays, if we send them a begging text.
Small problem: Manchester City were in some football cup competition and all their matches were scheduled for Wednesday nights on the telly.
Small problem: the movie was only on in the evenings.
Hub problem: watch the match or please the wife?
I was never going to win that battle.
By the third week the Hub had promised that if City played the following Wednesday, we’d pawn Spud and pay full price Thursday tickets. I decided not to leave him after all.
Small problem: when I checked cinema times the following Thursday…the film had finished its run.
Hub problem: how to placate an enraged wife? Promise to buy her the DVD the MOMENT it is released.
The Breaking Dawn Part One DVD comes out today (I can’t believe they didn’t mention it on the morning news). The Hub is revving the car as I type.
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