Stay Awake Repo Elf

2 Apr

Here are just a few of the searches that found my blog in March.  Is it me, or are they getting weirder?

And I Thought I Was Addicted

  • malteser gingerbread woman
  • what font is the maltesers writing

Some Peculiar Advice

  • oi your fat

 Advice I’d Rather Not Have To Give To My Readers

  • stay awake

I Totally Get Why They Found Me

  • cutest dogs in the world
  • smiling freak
  • yorkie poo cartoon
  • arm fart jokes

I’m Worried That They Found Me

  • julie christie nude
  • i have wet myself
  • girl on computer other man in room cheating
  • i wear husband’s socks
  • human cartoon from backside
  • armpit sniffing pictures
  • eat your own dog cartoons

That Last One Was Terrifying Until I Realised Someone Was Just Typing Too Fast

  • eat your own dog food cartoons

Even Santa Is Affected By The Recession

  • repo elf

Meet My Children

  • handsome lads from england

And The Award For The Most Unfortunate Use Of A Punctuation Mark Goes To…

  • to his dog every man is napoleon-aldous huxley

Tell Us Something We Don’t Know

  • julia roberts dont wax
  • i’m tired of my complaining husband

Did He Really?

  • gary larson ground beef

Plain Weird

  • tweet your man get marriage with forty yard woman
  • lets eat your mum cannibals
  • david cameron giggling
  • house wife armpit photos
  • leatherhousewife
  • kink video chat rooms gerbil

My Favourite Search Of The Month (And Possibly Of All Time)

  • i dread the day that i accidentally say something to you that i only learnt by stalking you

41 Responses to “Stay Awake Repo Elf”

  1. Piglet in Portugal April 2, 2012 at 13:01 #

    Weired or what!

    My favourite was:

    lets eat your mum cannibals

    What’s that all about?

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  2. Piglet in Portugal April 2, 2012 at 13:01 #

    Derr and I can’t spell weird

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  3. mairedubhtx April 2, 2012 at 13:37 #

    You should be happy with the “handsome lads from England.”

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    • Tilly Bud April 3, 2012 at 10:13 #

      When they’re behaving themselves, I am 😉

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  4. sanstorm April 2, 2012 at 13:44 #

    Love the last one. Always a worry.

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  5. sarsm April 2, 2012 at 14:27 #

    I love the stalker one too!!

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  6. laurieanichols April 2, 2012 at 14:39 #

    I liked leather housewife, it can be interpreted in so many ways each more bizarre than the next. A housewife so worn by her duties that she looks like a worn leather saddle, or she is so soft that her skin is supple like calves skin leather.

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    • Tilly Bud April 3, 2012 at 10:14 #

      Such an innocent mind…I thought of something else altogether 🙂

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  7. gigihawaii April 2, 2012 at 15:00 #

    As for me, I loooove that photo of the pooch!!! Lol. So cute and loveable.

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  8. justbetweencousins April 2, 2012 at 16:19 #

    I was thinking what if the “handsome lads from England” are related to “the Leather Housewife”? Just curious? Hehe!
    Loved it!
    Peach State

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  9. thehappyhugger April 2, 2012 at 18:30 #

    Cute pic though!

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  10. SchmidleysScribbling April 2, 2012 at 19:30 #

    They find me through the dogs. I have never understood why the porn sites find me, except sometimes my sons, granddaughters have used my PC…hmmmmm?? Dianne

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  11. Tom (Aquatom1968) April 2, 2012 at 19:56 #

    Arm fart jokes?
    I’ve only had sensible searches recently… maybe I should write some odd posts to attract the more zany searches!

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    • Tilly Bud April 3, 2012 at 10:19 #

      But I never write odd posts, so I don’t understand it… 🙂

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  12. Gobetween April 2, 2012 at 20:19 #

    Leatherhousewife there are way too many armpits in those searches. 😀 Great post.

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  13. kateshrewsday April 2, 2012 at 20:42 #

    These searches are fabulous. I LOVE repo elf. He’s scuttled straight into my consciousness…

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  14. Aspergers Girls April 2, 2012 at 22:15 #

    People are so weird. lol. Great ones.

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  15. collecthemomentsonebyone April 2, 2012 at 22:27 #

    Hi! I just nominated you for the Sunshine Award because your blog never fails to light up my day.
    http://poetrybytheclueless.wordpress.com/2012/04/02/sunshine-award/

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  16. Gabrielle Bryden April 3, 2012 at 02:55 #

    hahaha – I love reading the search engine terms used to reach my blog – yours are hilarious.

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  17. jmgoyder April 3, 2012 at 03:00 #

    Absolutely hilarious! And, yes you are getting weirder (kidding!)

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  18. bluebee April 3, 2012 at 13:03 #

    A lot from the armpit fetish brigade – it’s scary out there…

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  19. jbmumofone April 3, 2012 at 15:45 #

    Man I just love these posts! I may have to steal this idea at some stage. Promise to give you all the credit though.

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    • Tilly Bud April 4, 2012 at 11:52 #

      Share the weird! The more of these posts, the better 🙂

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  20. kiwidutch April 3, 2012 at 19:30 #

    My current search list contains the usual multitude of Dut-lish or Eng-dutch (mixed Dutch English language words and phrases , sometimes even mixed within a single word) plus some that leave ??? (I’m really curious as to what they were REALLY searching for) were..
    – underneath a manhole cover
    – fifteen healing bites (2011)
    – is there a one glass blower pipes in new zealand
    – glass blowtorch
    – paving cashel what called?
    – lepadomorpha
    – french hard edge murals
    – bad nail polish
    – european styles brick letter boxes
    – a doctor who is dying
    – dutch oud cheese how old
    – why don’t physiotherapists get paid much
    – black ball lollies deer
    – 3 eeled toe
    – ben and jerry’s half baked product line
    – surgeon may also put some small tabs 1
    – what did remick add color to that hung on farm houses in massachusetts
    – copy these into a word document

    but one of the many that really had me scratching my head was:
    – happy children after a earthquake in japan honshu 2011 11 march

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    • Tilly Bud April 4, 2012 at 11:54 #

      These are brilliant. My favourites:

      fifteen healing bites
      3 eeled toe

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  21. Perfecting Motherhood April 4, 2012 at 06:08 #

    I read all your posts on my cell phone but don’t get enough chances to catch up and comment on the computer… I hope you don’t stop sharing these searches. Most of them are hilarious, and some are kind of freaky. It makes you wonder what’s really on your blog… 😉

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    • Tilly Bud April 4, 2012 at 11:55 #

      Even I have to wonder what I’ve written 🙂

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  22. Man O' Clay April 10, 2012 at 21:43 #

    I’d feel afraid for you, but I’m too busy laughing!

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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