Here are just a few of the searches that found my blog in March. Is it me, or are they getting weirder?
And I Thought I Was Addicted
- malteser gingerbread woman
- what font is the maltesers writing
Some Peculiar Advice
- oi your fat
Advice I’d Rather Not Have To Give To My Readers
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stay awake
I Totally Get Why They Found Me
- cutest dogs in the world
- smiling freak
- yorkie poo cartoon
- arm fart jokes
I’m Worried That They Found Me
- julie christie nude
- i have wet myself
- girl on computer other man in room cheating
- i wear husband’s socks
- human cartoon from backside
- armpit sniffing pictures
- eat your own dog cartoons
That Last One Was Terrifying Until I Realised Someone Was Just Typing Too Fast
- eat your own dog food cartoons
Even Santa Is Affected By The Recession
- repo elf
Meet My Children
- handsome lads from england
And The Award For The Most Unfortunate Use Of A Punctuation Mark Goes To…
- to his dog every man is napoleon-aldous huxley
Tell Us Something We Don’t Know
- julia roberts dont wax
- i’m tired of my complaining husband
Did He Really?
- gary larson ground beef
Plain Weird
- tweet your man get marriage with forty yard woman
- lets eat your mum cannibals
- david cameron giggling
- house wife armpit photos
- leatherhousewife
- kink video chat rooms gerbil
My Favourite Search Of The Month (And Possibly Of All Time)
- i dread the day that i accidentally say something to you that i only learnt by stalking you
The Laughing Housewife 
Weired or what!
My favourite was:
lets eat your mum cannibals
What’s that all about?
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Derr and I can’t spell weird
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Hehehe!
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You should be happy with the “handsome lads from England.”
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When they’re behaving themselves, I am 😉
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Love the last one. Always a worry.
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I love the stalker one too!!
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I liked leather housewife, it can be interpreted in so many ways each more bizarre than the next. A housewife so worn by her duties that she looks like a worn leather saddle, or she is so soft that her skin is supple like calves skin leather.
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Such an innocent mind…I thought of something else altogether 🙂
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lol, I know, many innuendos go rocket fast over my head.
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As for me, I loooove that photo of the pooch!!! Lol. So cute and loveable.
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That’s Molly, hiding under my quilt 🙂
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I was thinking what if the “handsome lads from England” are related to “the Leather Housewife”? Just curious? Hehe!
Loved it!
Peach State
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I’m sulking: I never get interesting ones like these.
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i have a couple. Nothing as…creative… As these!
Peacj State
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You should share!
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it would not be nearly as fun to read as yours.
Peach State
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Cute pic though!
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My youngest baby 🙂
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They find me through the dogs. I have never understood why the porn sites find me, except sometimes my sons, granddaughters have used my PC…hmmmmm?? Dianne
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It’s weird, isn’t it?
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Arm fart jokes?
I’ve only had sensible searches recently… maybe I should write some odd posts to attract the more zany searches!
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But I never write odd posts, so I don’t understand it… 🙂
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Leatherhousewife there are way too many armpits in those searches. 😀 Great post.
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These searches are fabulous. I LOVE repo elf. He’s scuttled straight into my consciousness…
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People are so weird. lol. Great ones.
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Hi! I just nominated you for the Sunshine Award because your blog never fails to light up my day.
http://poetrybytheclueless.wordpress.com/2012/04/02/sunshine-award/
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Thank you! What a lovely compliment 🙂
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hahaha – I love reading the search engine terms used to reach my blog – yours are hilarious.
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Any weird ones to share?
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Absolutely hilarious! And, yes you are getting weirder (kidding!)
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🙂 😀
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A lot from the armpit fetish brigade – it’s scary out there…
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Man I just love these posts! I may have to steal this idea at some stage. Promise to give you all the credit though.
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Share the weird! The more of these posts, the better 🙂
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My current search list contains the usual multitude of Dut-lish or Eng-dutch (mixed Dutch English language words and phrases , sometimes even mixed within a single word) plus some that leave ??? (I’m really curious as to what they were REALLY searching for) were..
– underneath a manhole cover
– fifteen healing bites (2011)
– is there a one glass blower pipes in new zealand
– glass blowtorch
– paving cashel what called?
– lepadomorpha
– french hard edge murals
– bad nail polish
– european styles brick letter boxes
– a doctor who is dying
– dutch oud cheese how old
– why don’t physiotherapists get paid much
– black ball lollies deer
– 3 eeled toe
– ben and jerry’s half baked product line
– surgeon may also put some small tabs 1
– what did remick add color to that hung on farm houses in massachusetts
– copy these into a word document
but one of the many that really had me scratching my head was:
– happy children after a earthquake in japan honshu 2011 11 march
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These are brilliant. My favourites:
fifteen healing bites
3 eeled toe
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I read all your posts on my cell phone but don’t get enough chances to catch up and comment on the computer… I hope you don’t stop sharing these searches. Most of them are hilarious, and some are kind of freaky. It makes you wonder what’s really on your blog… 😉
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Even I have to wonder what I’ve written 🙂
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I’d feel afraid for you, but I’m too busy laughing!
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The best reaction 🙂
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