Some thoughts on drinking:
- Beauty is in the hands of the beer holder. Anonymous
- What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? W.C. Fields
- Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde
- My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman
- Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony. Robert Benchley
- You know what alcoholics call New Year’s Eve? Amateur night. Elmore Leonard
- An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do. Dylan Thomas
- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel doesn’t go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry
- The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober. William Butler Yeats
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. Stephen Wright
- I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started. Brendan Behan
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
- The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it – they’re the ones falling down the most. Jay Leno
- Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway
- You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
Source: all over the internet
It was fun to see the different jokes, some from back in the day…thanks.
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Yup!
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haha too funny this one!!
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I like the one about Grandmother the best. 🙂
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I like the Dylan Thomas one – a dig at hypocrisy?
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Good ones.
My dad has a glass with the quote “I only drink when I’m with someone… or when I’m alone”. No idea who said it though…
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I did a search but I can’t find the source.
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You know what alcoholics call New Year’s Eve? Amateur night. _ must be an alcoholic then, because this is what I have said in all years ….. great post and great quotes, I will pour out my whiskey straight away. *smile
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Some excellent ones there!
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I am dutifully working on my bone density. I’ll do what I have to do.
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