Joke 715

8 Mar
  • What is small, red and whispers?  A hoarse radish

    Justin, Elvis, Michael & Spock

    Justin, Elvis, Michael & Spock (Photo credit: Daviddje)

  • I play all my Country and Western music backwards – your lover returns, your dog comes back and you cease to be an alcoholic.
  • What’s green and sings?   Elvis Parsley
  • Two silkworms had a race – it ended in a tie.
  • How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish.
  • Why did the Marxist only drink herbal tea?   Because all proper tea is theft.

From 101 short jokes.

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14 Responses to “Joke 715”

  1. siggiofmaine March 8, 2013 at 04:15 #

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  2. terry1954 March 8, 2013 at 05:05 #

    haha, loved these!

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  3. vivinfrance March 8, 2013 at 08:41 #

    I like those dog pix. Brilliant likenesses.

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  4. bluebee March 8, 2013 at 10:50 #

    Backwards, forwards, Country and Western music is an abomination. The dog portraits are too funny 😀

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  5. bevchen March 8, 2013 at 12:05 #

    Saw this on Facebook:
    I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

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  6. Viveka March 8, 2013 at 15:00 #

    I’m glad to see that nothing has changed here … while I have been away *smile

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  7. robincoyle March 9, 2013 at 00:39 #

    Ended up in a tie . . . hahahahahaha.

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  8. Grannymar March 12, 2013 at 09:12 #

    The silkworm tie got me!

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