While we are on the subject…
Real requests fielded by an American travel agent.
- A New Hampshire Congresswoman asked me to book her an aisle seat on the airplane. She did not want her hair to get messed up by being near the window.
- I got a call from a Congressman who wanted to go to Cape Town. I started to explain that he needed a passport. He interrupted me with, “I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts.” Without trying to make him lose face, I calmly explained, “Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Cape Town is in South Africa.” The response – click, the phone went dead.
- A Senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we booked for him. I asked for details of what was wrong with the hotel in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, “Don’t lie to me. I am looking at the map, and Florida is a very thin state!”
- I got a call from a Lawmaker’s wife who asked, “Is it possible to see England from Canada?” I said, “No.” She said, “But they look so close on the map.”
- An Aide for a Bush cabinet member once called and asked if they could rent a car in Dallas. When I looked at the reservation, I noticed that they only had a one-hour stop-over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car for just an hour, he said, “I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between the gates to save time.”
I loved Jack Benny! My parents watched his show and listened to him on the radio…he was a favorite!
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No wonder the world’s in a state of collapse with politicians like those!
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Bwahahahahaha
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I saw Jack Benny on stage in … well, about, 1972-ish. It was in an outdoor theatre in New Jersey. I don’t remember him being particularly funny that day (although I always enjoyed his deadpan self on tv), but it was fun to see such an icon in person!
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My first laugh of the day! Thanks!
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My pleasure! Hope you have many more laughs today.
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Thanks to you I most likely will! Kathryn
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😀
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These people all had their own phone? Wow. Scary.
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I know Dallas Forth Worth airport well, and the car rentals are outside (with bus transport) the whole circle for terminals.
What worries me is these people are walking around, and booking trips somewhere for some official purpose. Oh dear!
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A car to get from one gate to another in Dallas–might be a good idea. 🙂
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Sounds a bit like the logic of some politicians.
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We listened to Jack on the radio every Sunday night.
The fellow playing with Jack in this skit also played “The Great Gildersleve. Dianne
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Thanks for the laughs, Tilly. 🙂
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The congressmen seem nearly as dim as our officials!
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I think it’s a requirement of the job 🙂
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Well there’re some intellectual giants worthy of a taxpayer supplied salary!
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