A man goes to the doctor and says, ‘Doctor, there’s a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.’
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The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks, ‘Is it serious, doctor?’
And the doctor replies, ‘I’m sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.’
From the Daily Mail, of all places.
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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