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Joke 741

3 Apr

A man goes to the doctor and says, ‘Doctor, there’s a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.’

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Remember Your 5-a-day (Photo credit: smig44_uk)

The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.

The man asks, ‘Is it serious, doctor?’

And the doctor replies, ‘I’m sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.’

From the Daily Mail, of all places.


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