Joke 760

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.  She says a friendly, “Hello!”

Honest Advertising at Stop & Shop (Photo credit: Adam Pieniazek)

He is rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.  He asks, “Do you know me?”

She replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Completely shocked, the guy’s mind travels back to the only time when he was unfaithful to his wife.  He gasps, “Oh no!  Are you the stripper from my bachelor party, who I made love to on the pool table?”

“Um…no.  I am your son’s teacher.”

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Thanks to Grannymar for this one.